Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The Weekend That Was, Part II

A moving aircraft, including the jet engine or propeller, causes compression and rarefaction of the air, producing motion of air
molecules. This movement propagates through the air as pressure waves.
If these pressure waves are strong enough and within the audible frequency spectrum, a sensation of hearing is produced.  Lately, if a "sensation of hearing is produced," Walt sticks his fingers in his ears.  It can be the garbage disposal from across the kitchen or Mommy coughing at the other end of the sofa, and Walt will look disgustingly, plug both ears securely and say, "That hurts my ears."



In spite of this bit of knowledge and warnings from everyone I know, including Walt's mother, Walt and I set out for the Millington, Tennessee Regional Jetport on Sunday morning for the second day of the Mid-South Air Show.  The plan, a good one if I may say so, was to get there sufficiently early to at least get out of the car and onto the tarmac before the noise began so Walt could get comfortable with the idea and perhaps warm to the gradual appearance of screaming aircraft directly overhead.  Right.



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This is the Red Baron Team.  Those plumes are actually thousands of individually wrapped frozen pizzas being distributed to the crowd.



The Red Baron guys were way cool.  They accompanied the U.S. Army Golden Knights as they parachuted the Canadian and American flags onto the "flight line" (I learned that term this weekend.  It's a fancy, air show word for 'stage') to start the proceedings.



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They circled the sky diving flag bearers distributing more frozen pizzas, and, I can only assume, trying not to catch a parachute in a propeller.



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And there goes the Canadian flag.  As you can imagine, this little moment of détente resulted in some extremely confused Mid-Southerners who only half-heartedly removed their Dale Jr. ball caps during what I thought was a stirring performance of O Canada.  As it turns out the Canadian Forces Snow Birds exhibition team was there.  They are second only to the Navy's Blue Angels (also present) in air show popularity.  It is extremely rare to have them both at the same show.  Hey, with FedEx in town, we know how to get some airplanes on the ground.  Unfortunately, that is where we had to see most of our airplanes Sunday morning, on the ground.



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I guess the wheels were chocked so it wouldn't go anywhere if Walty leaned on it.



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And, of course, we'd like to thank our sponsors.



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Ultimately, we had to leave after one too many passes by the Ferrari of stunt planes at an altitude of about 45 feet.  We were on the "flight line" for less than thirty minutes and didn't get to see any of the big name flight teams or the monster truck demonstration, which I was hoping would swing me another thirty minutes.  But even though the smile in this final photo appears forced, I think Walt had a good time.  In fact, I know he did because I asked him (after the pitiful, "I wanna go home" whimpers had died down and he'd taken his fingers and the ear plugs I bought him out of his ears), "Walt, did we have fun?"  "Yeah, Daddy, we had a little bit of fun."  Yes we did, Walty.  Yes we did.



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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The Weekend That Was, Part I

What to do, what to do?  Memphis in the fall is so much better than Memphis in the summer.  And even though autumn was still a few days away this past weekend, there were still plenty of choices for a two year old and his sweat-averse father.  For starters, Gram made town late Friday night for her Mother's Day gift cooking class with Mommy on Sunday.  It had something to do with sauces, and there are no photos.  All I know is whatever they did, it prompted Ginger to say, "All I want for dinner is a chocolate malt from Sonic."  I don't know what that says about the cooking class, but the weekend ended at Sonic, and everyone was happy about that.



Saturday morning brought a trip to the Memphis Farmer's Market with Kate and Meredith.  (Mr. Chris was embroiled in yet another criminal jury trial.) 



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It was art day at the market.  That's Walt's first art project, Potato Man, in front of his face.  Shockingly, one of his carrot legs didn't even make it to the end of the pavilion.  Whose idea was it to use root vegetables for appendages anyway?



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Next was the Giant Dog Drawing Board.  I don't know the significance of a giant dog as drawing board, but it was complete with a shaggy tail.



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There was also sidewalk chalk.  And some of it even made it to the sidewalk.



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At the risk of jeopardizing my happy marriage and family life, I offer absolutely no commentary, nor do I suggest any opinion about the following series of photos:



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And I made sure to get at least one picture of Mommy this time.  See;  I'm learning.



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We shopped for our dinner and headed home for the obligatory long, Saturday nap.  Dinner was great and the rest of the day, just like the weather, was near perfect.



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Be sure to check back tomorrow when we review the remainder of the weekend and discover the answer to that age-old question: "Is an air show too loud for a two-year old?"



Friday, September 21, 2007

Overheard 9/19/07 & Festival Pics

You've heard of "red states" and "blue states"?  Well, over here at Walt's World, we've got "brown states".  Walt has lately taken a liking to the little squares of Ghirardelli dark chocolate I keep for myself as a treat.  After successfully begging for one after dinner the other night, he took a bite into it, and I couldn't help but notice that it looked very much like a certain potat0-producing state.



Mommy:  Walt, what state does that chocolate look like?
Walt:  Idaho!
Mommy:  That's right -- very good, Walt!



Walt takes another bite.



Mommy:  Now it looks like Washington, doesn't it?
Walt:  Mmm-hmmm.  (Taking another bite.)  Now what does it look like, Mommy?
Mommy:  Um, I don't know . . . I can't really see it.
Walt:  (Holding it up.)  It's Nevada!



Sure enough.  What can I say?  The kid knows his states!



And now some pictures from last weekend's Cooper-Young Festival, for your viewing pleasure.



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Monday, September 17, 2007

Overheard 9/17/07

After a fun, but exhausting weekend, I finally stumble out of bed this morning at 7:30, wander groggily to the bathroom and start brushing my teeth.  With my other hand, I reach over to turn on the monitor, only to hear . . .



"You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about.  You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself about.  That's what it's all about!"



Despite my dazed state, I had to laugh.



Thursday, September 13, 2007

Imagination

Check me out -- posting two days in a row!  Figured I owe you some actual pictures.



So, I'm in the kitchen doing the dinner dishes (while Daddy was off at the Wilco concert, for the record), and Walt hollers from his room,



"Mommy, I'm the lifeguard . . . come be the swimmer-man!"



I finish scrubbing my pan and round the corner to find this . . .



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All he needs is a whistle and some zinc oxide and he'll be all set.  Of course, being a lifeguard is kind of boring because you just have to sit there watching all the swimmer-men have a good time splashing around on the rug (the things I do . . .), so Walt decided to join the fun.



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No limbs were broken in the taking of this picture.



Later, in the bathtub, he informed me that he was really in the carwash.



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Um, okay, Walty . . . whatever you say.



Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Overheard 9/12/07

Upon picking Walt up at school today . . .



Mommy:  Want to go to the park, Walt?



Walt:  We go to the water park?



Mommy:  No, the water park is closed for the summer.  (This is a bit of a fib, since I know that Josh discovered the previous evening that although the water park was supposed to have been shut off on Monday, it was in fact still working.)



Walt:  No, Daddy pink (think) the water park closed, but we go play there and the water come on and get the soccer ball wet.  Daddy pink it was closed.



Mommy:  Oh.



Saturday, September 8, 2007

Overheard 9/6/07

The whole fam is in the car downtown.  Walt is yammering away in the backseat, as usual.





"See that white sign?" Walt asks, pointing to a "No Parking" sign.  "That sign says . . . . . I don't know what it says," he said, sounding fairly surprised at this discovery.



You know why, Buddy?  Because you're two and a half and YOU CAN'T READ.



Wednesday, September 5, 2007

And Also, the Dog Ate My Homework

I realize that our posting frequency has been a bit lacking lately.  I thought about it and have come to the conclusion that it's all Walt's fault.  You see, most of our posting is done after his bedtime, and lately, his bedtime has been an extended, exhausting process that does not put his parents in the mood for writing glowing commentary on the lad.  Of course, he's still a sweet boy most of the time, but the bedtime struggle does leave a bit of a bad taste in one's mouth.



Nevertheless . . . we had a lovely Labor Day weekend with the usual assortment of Nashville and Kentucky relatives.  Unfortunately, the only time we saw fit to break out the camera was for about five minutes on the boat on Saturday, so here you go . . .



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Collier and Walt are quite the sailors.



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Walt helps Deedaddy with the boat driving.



In other news, the weekend also brought the surprise news that Josh has planned a trip to the sunny beaches of Mexico to celebrate our upcoming 10th anniversary!  What a guy I snagged, huh?  Think I'll keep him.  So be on the lookout for some spectacular sand and surf pictures come December!